Social news by: Ethan Hunt

Here is your weekly social news. The latest and saddest story is that Snooki has had her child. And I don’t know if you have realized it but her pregnancy was the only time in her life that she has had two brain cells inside of her. The only reason that this happened was because she had a baby inside of her. Otherwise she would of had one brain cell all along.

On another note I also feel really bad for this poor baby having to live with a party mom. Because I am pretty sure that if she has a T.V show about how she goes out and parties then she probably wont stop any time soon. This means that the baby will probably be raised mostly by a nanny of some sorts. This baby will probably not be very healthy since snooki was almost always drinking or partying. Now usually I could care less about hollywood junk,but this was just too funny to pass up.